It’s 11:32pm and I have yet to put up a blog.
It’s 11:32pm and I am so exhausted I can barely keep my eyes open. Which makes blogging a wee bit difficult. So today, I’m going to have to beg your forgiveness and promise that I will in fact continue my story tomorrow. Today instead I’m going to share some pictures with you, and some texts…
Back before Nicole and I went out on our first date I sent her a few pictures of me. (Proof that I was not a) a man or b) an 85 year old woman). Her response to those pictures went something like this..
N: I think I’m seeing a pattern here.
N: Do you EVER wear anything other than black tank tops? lol
This began a huge back and forth about my attire (or lack thereof) that somehow boiled down to me declaring that she could see pictures of me in sexy clothing (what she calls tank tops) and scantily clad, but she would have to work for pictures of me in REAL clothing. (Don’t ask me.. I still don’t really know how that came to be.. just that it did.)
A few days ago Nicole and I began texting again. It would seem that even though I basically ditched her the other day when I broke off our date, I’m still worth talking to.
We began our conversation quite innocently. But it ended with me desparately digging for photos of me, clothed.
N: So whatcha wearin’?? I’m predicting… a brown… no.. black tank top… annnnd my psychic energies are saying.. jeans!
H: Nope! You fail! Just got back from seeing a customer. I’m in dress clothes!
N: Pictures! Pictures or you’re lying!
H: In this dress shirt?? ewwwww…
N: Oh right, I forgot I had to eaaaarn those.
(This is where I began scouring my computer for photos of me in a shirt… anything… come on I had to have something!)
H: I had to go back to 2007 just to find photos of me, let alone ones of me in a shirt!! lol! Feel priviledged!
N: 1) are you naked most of the time? Haven’t worn a shirt since 2007?
2) you are beyond beautiful. For real.
3) I wanna run my fingers through your hair!
4)I love your smile
5)did you smash the trim off with your sandal??
1)Nope… not a nudist… YET. lol. I just gathered from your comment that a tank top didn’t qualify as a shirt in your books. lol
3) If you like that I should try to dig up a photo from when I had LONG hair!
5)Not with my boot… I think it was a crowbar actually. I bought a fixer-uper. I was putting down tile in my entrance way.
N: Ha ha.
N: You usually in tank tops? Is your hair longer than that now?
H: I knew I wore a lot of tank tops, but I didn’t think it was that bad! lol.
H: My hair is a bit shorter now. But I used to have hair that went down to my hips.
N: I love the wave! I think I’ve only seen it straightened.
H:Yeah I tend to curl my hair on special occasions.
N: So the curl isn’t natural? And is laying tile a special occasion? Do you wear ball gowns to the grocery store?
H: It’s wavy naturally, but I can make it curly or straight. And no generally laying tile is not a special occasion.
H: Although I have been known to wear everything from pajamas to a ball gown to the grocery store!!
N: I need photos of that!!!!!!
H: *digs for photos*
H: Ok… I don’t have photos of me at the grocery store, but I DO have one of me at the flea market in a gown… Does that count??
N: HAHA! Yes! Yes it does!!
So there you have it ladies and gentleman, photos of me at the flea market in a dress… and proof of what I was doing when I was SUPPOSED to be blogging.. *heh*
(Oh shut up, you know you would have been talking to the pretty girl too…)