(**My conversation with Nicole Monday morning/afternoon***)
(Sent at 8:10am)
H: So.. Are you as hung over as I am?
(Sent at 12:33pm)
N: Oh god yes!! Why were you up at 8??
H: Some asshole was trying to sell me a new water heater!
N: Door or phone?
H: Door. I went downstairs in my underwear and bed head and everything.
N: Aw! Bet you looked uber cute!
H: Or pissed… Either or.
H: I would have looked cute if YOU were at my door!
N: I think cute! I want you at the door in jammers and bed head.
H: Hehe.. Ok.
H: Just let me go brush my teeth first. No one wants morning breath Heather!!
N: That’s allowed and understandable.
H: So how are you? How’s work going?
N: Alright… feeling sick. I can’t handle drinking two months in a row, let alone two days in a row!
N: Work’s ok… busy actually.
H: Is that a good thing? (Work being busy?)
H: Damn it. So I can’t bring alcohol to get you drunk and horny?
N: Makes the day go faster! Just means I can’t do as much personal stuff.
N: Haha never said you couldn’t. I don’t drink often, but I do love how awesome I feel when I drink. And yes, god frickin horny is for sure.
H: It sucks when you can’t do the personal stuff at work. But at least the day went faster.
H: Awesome & horny… with cartwheels!
N: How would you know anything about not doing personal stuff while working????
H: I did have other jobs you know..
N: Nah.. you just stay home and take pics of your gorgeous body!
H: hahahahaha.. I WISH people would pay for that!
N: You obviously don’t have the internet.
N: Besides.. I’D pay for that!
H: Well in that case, I should back charge you for the photos I’ve already sent you..
N: Hey, now..
H: Let’s see… I’ve taken… 5 pictures for you… at $100.00 a photo (don’t want to seem cheap)… that means you owe me $500.00 bucks.
N: You can’t charge me for stuff you sent freely!
H: Sure I can! In fact… (sends photo)
H: Now it’s $600!
H: You can’t unsee it!!!! Now you owe me!
N: Well, I don’t have 600 bux! Can I work it off another way??
H: Hmmm… I think we could work out a way for you to pay me back.
N: a sexy way??
H: Well.. if you WANT to wear a french maid costume while you clean my toilets.. I guess that’s up to you.