(**My conversation with Nicole Monday morning/afternoon***)
(Sent at 8:10am)
H: So.. Are you as hung over as I am?
(Sent at 12:33pm)
N: Oh god yes!! Why were you up at 8??
H: Some asshole was trying to sell me a new water heater!
N: Door or phone?
H: Door. I went downstairs in my underwear and bed head and everything.
N: Aw! Bet you looked uber cute!
H: Or pissed… Either or.
H: I would have looked cute if YOU were at my door!
N: I think cute! I want you at the door in jammers and bed head.
H: Hehe.. Ok.
H: Just let me go brush my teeth first. No one wants morning breath Heather!! 
N: That’s allowed and understandable.
H: So how are you? How’s work going?
N: Alright… feeling sick. I can’t handle drinking two months in a row, let alone two days in a row!
N: Work’s ok… busy actually.
H: Is that a good thing? (Work being busy?)
H: Damn it. So I can’t bring alcohol to get you drunk and horny?
N: Makes the day go faster! Just means I can’t do as much personal stuff.
N: Haha never said you couldn’t. 
I don’t drink often, but I do love how awesome I feel when I drink. And yes, god frickin horny is for sure.
H: It sucks when you can’t do the personal stuff at work. 
But at least the day went faster.
H: Awesome & horny… with cartwheels!
N: How would you know anything about not doing personal stuff while working????
H: I did have other jobs you know.. 
N: Nah.. you just stay home and take pics of your gorgeous body!
H: hahahahaha.. I WISH people would pay for that!
N: You obviously don’t have the internet.
H: hahahahahaha…
N: Besides.. I’D pay for that!
H: Well in that case, I should back charge you for the photos I’ve already sent you..
N: Hey, now..
H: Let’s see… I’ve taken… 5 pictures for you… at $100.00 a photo (don’t want to seem cheap)… that means you owe me $500.00 bucks.
N: You can’t charge me for stuff you sent freely!
H: Sure I can! In fact… (sends photo)
H: Now it’s $600!
N: Hey!
H: You can’t unsee it!!!! Now you owe me!
N: Well, I don’t have 600 bux! Can I work it off another way??
H: Hmmm… I think we could work out a way for you to pay me back.
N: a sexy way??
H: Well.. if you WANT to wear a french maid costume while you clean my toilets.. I guess that’s up to you.
::cracking up:: Loving this!! You two need another date, stat! Preferably one with no tequila involved!
Agreed! I would definitely enjoy another date… just so long as it was one I could remember this time!
If you included the frickin photo you texted in this post you coulda charged us all. Just sayin’
If you can live with leaving money on the table, fine, be that way!
haha!
Now how would I collect money from everyone who saw my blog when I can’t even collect from Nicole???
IF, however, you wanted to pay in advance…
(Just sayin’ ) XD
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hehe… Ok.. I’ll send you a bill Erin.
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I agree with all three!
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