Yesterday I spent some time online looking for a great picture of a girl in Valentine’s Day Lingerie to post here on my blog to spread the love to you, my awesome readers. But I got distracted by all the pretty girls in lingerie and suddenly it was supper time and my kids were hungry and I had a million things I needed to do. So, I didn’t get to share a pretty picture with you.
It made me sad.
I hope you can forgive me.
I didn’t buy you flowers either. Or chocolate. Or lingerie.
Or anything sparkly with a big fat price tag… *heh* I’m a sorry excuse for a significant (other) blogger.
Yesterday I did the most unromantic thing I could think of. I made panzerottis for dinner, stayed in and watched horror movies.
It was like Halloween, but better! True I didn’t get to try on a new, fancy costume, but I was celebrating a day about love my way and it felt great. Sans ribbons, bows, flowers, chocolates or a girl’s sparkily best friend.
There *may* have been alcohol involved.
May.
But you can’t prove anything.
Unless you go through my trash.
In that case you can prove lots of things.
You could also probably blackmail me with what you find in there… hmmm….
Note to self : Begin burning trash.
I ended up texting Nicole last night. She was out with a few of her single lady friends celebrating, dancing, drinking and doing crazy acrobatics that make me wonder how they didn’t all break a bone. Or at least a nail.
This little girl (she’s actually shorter than me.. I LOVE IT!) with the giraffe tattoo has one sip of alcohol and suddenly she believes she is a mexican jumping bean crossed with a ninja. I have seen her try to run up a wall and flip over backwards. (She landed on her tailbone.)
I have seen her do cartwheels. (Successfully… when on the ground. She tried to convince me to let her do it on the bar, but I wasn’t biting. Even while drunk.)
I’ve seen her do flips.
I have also had to stop her from trying to walk a bride railing. ON HER HANDS.
Yes. Crazy.
I’m no psychic, but I think I know how this girl is going to die.
Next time we go out drinking, I’m so taking pictures. And sharing. Yes, there will be lots and lots of sharing.
Anyway, she texted me this morning that her ankle was pretty sore on her way into work. By the end of the work day, apparently it had swollen to three times its normal size.
And yet, she still refuses to go to the emergency room.
I basically threatened to drive the half an hour to her place, wrestle her into my car, and take her to the emergency room myself. But she wasn’t biting.
She did say I could show up in a nurse’s uniform and take care of her though.
I’m so thoughtful.
So I guess Nicole and I won’t be doing any ice skating in the near future (thank God!)
Our next date may have to be indoors. I’m thinking a movie. And popcorn. And kissing. And… well… we’ll see about what happens after the popcorn runs out.
Remember, no tequila for you! We had a nice V-Day dinner, and there “might have been some kisses & cuddling.” But don’t quote me on it;).
Yes, definitely. NO TEQUILA!
Awhh.. I’m glad that you and the hubby had a good Valentine’s day. Even if you won’t kiss and tell.. *pouts*
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“Our next date may have to be indoors. I’m thinking a movie. And popcorn. And kissing. And… well… we’ll see about what happens after the popcorn runs out.”
Kara’s advice….
1) Pick a movie that’s been out for awhile…than you get the whole theater to yourselves or at least only have a couple others in there with you. Though if you feel your “passion” will cause you to be a little loud…pick an action movie. Those are so loud no one would hear you two being naughty in the back.
2) Dress sexy. Skirt, tight tops, heels. Being in a dark theater you can spice it up with no bra or panties.
3)Once the lights go off and the movie starts, lift up each others skirt and let those hands go to work
as you can tell I’ve never don’t anything like this before
I have a remote control vibe that’s come in handy for times like that
I’ll have to email you a link to the lipstick one I have to….a LOT of fun!!!!!
And since I provided you with all this wonderful advice I expect a blog post (or email) if you try any of it out!! Kara XOXO
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1) Yes definitely I want the link to the lipstick vibrator you have… that’s just be-awesome.
2) Nicole actually isn’t really into movies… so if we DID go to the movies… I bet we wouldn’t be spending time paying attention to the screen… *evil grin goes here* (That being said… Who doesn’t like the movies?! Really???)
3) Noooo… you don’t have ANY experience in movie theater fun… not at all…. you dirty girl, you!
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1) I will send you the link
2) Like you said…the idea isn’t to go watch the movie. It’s to have some “fun.” Once those fingers start working their magic neither of you will care what’s on the screen
3) Yes…VERY dirty (in a naughty way). Well if Nicole doesn’t like movies…after we crash our wedding and I give you those private dance lessons I’ll show you how much experience I “don’t have” in the movie theater
XOXO
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Just saw this thread of comments — wow! I like how you girls think!
Last summer/fall I had to see the movie Ted twice. First time I went, the beautiful woman I was seeing at the time decided to see how wet she had made me by rubbing my thigh. The sundress I was wearing made it easier for her to finger me but I did have on panties. Can’t help it, I love the feeling of having them pulled to the side by eager hands or removed slowly. She was insanely good with her fingers and I tried to be as quiet as possible but when we realized some 18 year old boys had likely seen what had happened, we bolted out of the theater!
I own that movie now and every time I watch it — or think about it! — I get wet thinking about her touching me.
Now, I want to hear more about the remote control vibe please. Is this like remote control panties I’ve heard of and always wondered if they worked well?
That’s just hot.
Now I almost want to go and watch Ted again… lol
I have to admit, there have been a number of movies that I have gone to see and walked out of the theater thinking,… “what was that movie about?!?! Oh well.. who cares!” I guarantee the fun I had was better than any movie anyways..
Kara! You are so dirty! A three-woman date at the movies? 6 hands! DIRTY GIRL!
… That’s why we love you.
So I guess that means you’re in for the 3 women movie date
And I can think of much dirtier things
XOXO
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I see a Kara, Heather & BiGirl movie date in our future!! Imagine all we can do with 6 hands
I agree BiGirl…it can be just as HOT with panties on.
I have a remote control vibrating egg…….I LOVE it!!!!! It’s a small vibrating egg with a nylon retrieval cord…….so you don’t have to worry about it getting stuck inside LOL The one I have has a remote that can turn it on/off from up to 15 feet away and has 7 various speeds & settings. I’ve had the panties before but I prefer this much better. Having this little vibe going off in public while someone else holds all the power over it is such a turn on. It can make a little noise so I recommend not doing it in a quiet place. Outdoors, in a mall, club, restaurant, loud movie….those are some good example where it can be fun.
Hope that answers your questions…if there’s anything else you wanna know just ask
Kara XO
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Thanks for the info, Kara! I will definitely be investing in one of those vibrating eggs!! I get quite a bit of use out of a small bullet I have & it sounds similar to what you’ve described so I’m pretty sure I’d like it. Altho, I like the idea of being the one with the remote too
She sent me a link BiGirl… if you’d like I can forward it on over…
I have to admit I’m with Kara on this one.. I’d like it more when someone else had control over it.. (guess I’m a dirty girl too…)
Heather….the link I sent you was the lipstick vibe….also a lot of fun. The remote one is different. Mine is just a little black egg with a small remote. If I can find it I’ll forward that one to.
And yes…even though I have been the one to hold the remote I find it even more fun to be the one being teased by all those vibrations
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Clearly, you and I think a like…
Or get turned on by the same things..
Hmm… This could be dangerous.
I kept wondering whether it would make noise or not!!
Thank you for sharing that little tidbit… last thing I need is to buy one of those, turn it on in a quiet place and get embarrassed out of my mind when everyone looks over and goes… “Is that your phone vibrating, Heather???”
I never thought of that…..if someone ever hears it going off a I can just blame it on the phone
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Blame it on the phone… and then have a “fake conversation” with someone to cover your tracks.. oy, this is starting to sound like a lot of work! lol
*Clearly, you and I think a like…Or get turned on by the same things..Hmm… This could be dangerous.*
I see it more as FUN!!!!!!!!!
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