Ok, so I have had a few people email and post comments in the comment section asking what the website was that my Waitress Flirty Friend directed me too. So I decided I’d also post that info here, just in case some of you were wondering too but hadn’t gotten around to messaging.
Information is power!
Now maybe you’ve got the world’s biggest collection of toys(*cough, cough Kara!*), or maybe you’re pretty clueless (like me) either way, it never hurts to know about another cool place to get your jollies out.
It’s called Eden Fantasies.
When I first opened it up I felt a little overwhelmed, I’m not going to lie. There are hundreds of sex toys to choose from! Hundreds! Ones that buzz. Ones that massage. Ones that straddle and hang you from the ceiling like a marionette doll. I’m being totally serious, check it out! There are toys made of glass, silicone and plastic. There are toys that are blatantly obvious and toys meant to conceal.
There is an entire page devoted to fun in public places.
What’s a kink virgin to do but run screaming in the other direction?
Breathe deep and learn about something new, of course!
I started out by just searching for things that I was used to… Vibrators, duh! And took a scroll through their selection there. If you’re looking for something new, something that you’ve never tried before and you don’t know what to pick, don’t worry, Eden Fantasy’s got you covered. Next to each toy is a review section. Regular people like you and I who have bought those toys, sit down and give you the skinny on each one. They come complete with a star rating system. (You can even search by star rating, sweet!)
Reviews touch on everything from materials to motor to battery consumption. Let’s just say I learned some disturbing things about plastic…
If you’re looking to try something new and don’t exactly know where to start they also put together cool packages. Starter kits if you will. Also, awesome gifts for that special someone. Want a massage kit? A kink kit? Fuzzy handcuffs? Yes please!
(Full disclosure : I don’t actually own a pair of fuzzy handcuffs! The shame! But I could!)
Let’s just say they made it easy for me. And I appreciate anyone that makes things easy for me!! I rummaged for a few hours until I found the one toy that I thought I’d want to buy then went to check out. As I hit the check out I got another cool surprise, I had earned points toward my next purchase. So if you’re a mad point collector, now you can earn them for your sex toy fetish. Another cool thing? I earned points for more than just the purchase I made… Searches, clicking links.. Some of them earned me rewards too. Cool.
At the end of the day, this is the beauty I decided to get.
I think my waitress friend would approve…